About The Captain

Good morning, Chef!

I'm Captain Rehab: a high-energy bedside bartender best known for waking up a chef with delicious cocktails.

My style blends hospitality culture with rock-and-roll chaos, living somewhere between a dive bar, a kitchen, and a night that never really ended.

So if you want to be like me... grab some merch, Drink up! and EAT IT WITH YOUR HANDS!

Captain's Orders.